10. My Van(s) holy shit I had some fun in those.
9. Platos Breakfast EVERY MORNING ( the waitresses knew what me and tyler ordered they stopped asking after a while )
8. Dan, Keen, Jason, Tyler, Joe, Billy, Jose Scuba, Sarah, and Jimmy... but not Denis he is the first DILDO to perfom cable work without batteries ... yeah fuck face eat a dick.
7. Telling a crazy ass customer off when they try and tell you your wrong... "Im sorry do YOU work for comcast... if you know so much why dont YOU fix it"
6. Making fun of Ron Brown for being a TARD, Carlos for being a crybaby and knowing only the number "2"... "how many jobs you got left carlos" "uuhhhhh.... 2" "WHat time is it carlos" "uh.....2" LEARN SOME MORE FUCKIN NUMBERS. Oh yeah KEVIN if you read this I KNOW WHAT FUCKING COLOR A STRAWBERRRY IS.
5. Breaking customers shit by accident REAL EXAMPLES: A wooden ladder that collapsed on me half way up the side of a house, falling down and accidentily pulling the drill trigger as shreds of carpet fly in all directions, JOSE broke a a beer bottle from like 1975 that this guy collected and we smelled like skunky beer for the rest of the day
4. Going out to the bar and drinking too much Tequilla with Scuba then going in hung over as fuck while he yelled at me and called me a fuck bag for the better part of the day. ( sounds horrible but it was awesome lol, you have to know Scuba )
3. Showing the "Old Cable Dogs" who think they are the shit that a young dude can come in and do there job just as good ( not to mention get a promotion when your up against the same dude that trained you )
2. Getting electricuted or watching another tech get electricuted EXAMPLES- Standing in the house as all the lights flicker I hear Jason ( one of my tech's ) scream at the top of his lungs over a spark like the size of my dick ( which aint that large ) "ARE YOU OK JASON"... he responds "FUCK THAT IM NOT TOUCHIN IT, ASK HER IF SHE WANTS DISH" or sticking the end of a 97 volt telephony line in my mouth in my 2nd week and having the customer see me scream in shocking pain as my toung goes limp and im suddenly tired as fuck
1. Being able to think of 100,000 reasons why I love my job yet hate it at the same time
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