Just redid my desktop today

I was bored so i put up new wallpaper and icos... and I just had to say it... GOD DAMN SHE IS SEXY......



She was damn fine in The Girl Next Door and WHILE WERE ON THE SUBJECT OF MOVIES... Im makin my first one in like 4 years very very soon and I am geeked. I know my blog sucks lately, but maybe this movie will give me something interesting to talk about. Guess we will have to see....

Writers Block

2 weeks til the recording deadling for my mixtape and i have damn writers block grrrrrr! Im tryin to make somethin a lil faster and not about women, lol but its not that easy for me. Hopefully Ill get it knocked out this week and come up with something cool. Any ideas? Holla at me my aim sn is MIKESGROUNDED

Top Ten Reasons I miss working for EGC/Comcast

10. My Van(s) holy shit I had some fun in those.

9. Platos Breakfast EVERY MORNING ( the waitresses knew what me and tyler ordered they stopped asking after a while )

8. Dan, Keen, Jason, Tyler, Joe, Billy, Jose Scuba, Sarah, and Jimmy... but not Denis he is the first DILDO to perfom cable work without batteries ... yeah fuck face eat a dick.

7. Telling a crazy ass customer off when they try and tell you your wrong... "Im sorry do YOU work for comcast... if you know so much why dont YOU fix it"

6. Making fun of Ron Brown for being a TARD, Carlos for being a crybaby and knowing only the number "2"... "how many jobs you got left carlos" "uuhhhhh.... 2" "WHat time is it carlos" "uh.....2" LEARN SOME MORE FUCKIN NUMBERS. Oh yeah KEVIN if you read this I KNOW WHAT FUCKING COLOR A STRAWBERRRY IS.

5. Breaking customers shit by accident REAL EXAMPLES: A wooden ladder that collapsed on me half way up the side of a house, falling down and accidentily pulling the drill trigger as shreds of carpet fly in all directions, JOSE broke a a beer bottle from like 1975 that this guy collected and we smelled like skunky beer for the rest of the day

4. Going out to the bar and drinking too much Tequilla with Scuba then going in hung over as fuck while he yelled at me and called me a fuck bag for the better part of the day. ( sounds horrible but it was awesome lol, you have to know Scuba )

3. Showing the "Old Cable Dogs" who think they are the shit that a young dude can come in and do there job just as good ( not to mention get a promotion when your up against the same dude that trained you )

2. Getting electricuted or watching another tech get electricuted EXAMPLES- Standing in the house as all the lights flicker I hear Jason ( one of my tech's ) scream at the top of his lungs over a spark like the size of my dick ( which aint that large ) "ARE YOU OK JASON"... he responds "FUCK THAT IM NOT TOUCHIN IT, ASK HER IF SHE WANTS DISH" or sticking the end of a 97 volt telephony line in my mouth in my 2nd week and having the customer see me scream in shocking pain as my toung goes limp and im suddenly tired as fuck

1. Being able to think of 100,000 reasons why I love my job yet hate it at the same time

My Girlfriend

How can one woman manage to piss me off so damn bad like she does! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! lol thats how you know I care about her tho if she could get me that mad like she did tonight and have us screamin at eachother like Tyrese and his girl in the movie Baby Boy then i think we might have somethin pretty good goin on. Just shows I got me some emotion runnin deep for her.

SHE LOVES HER THUNDER COCK!

MHeatherDawn (2:55:26 AM): I just wanted to say I LOVE U BABY DADDY OR aka THUNDER COCK LOL kisses

see... told ya

Ok, seriously Im tired of bein a broke ass it is starting to suck major BALLLLLZ. So someone give me a god damned job already... Im skilled in a little bit of everything so someone hook me up! Im sick of stupid ass mother effers gettin jobs before me just because they have a little bit more schooling then me. It is BULL SHIT. I went to school for video production... 8 months at Specs Howard and I know for A FACT ( ive seen it with my own two eyes ) That I am just as good IF NOT BETTER then people who went to Easten for 4 years. Sure they were in school 4 times as long as me, but half the time they were learnin english or math or other shit... sorry guys but I DONT NEED TO KNOW THE CIRCUMFERANCE OF A CIRCLE TO HOLD A GOD DAMNED CAMERA STEADY.

So with all of that being said I just want to say FUCK YOU to those hoighty toity universities and I wanna give a big BLOW ME to companies who discriminate on age and race. Sorry Im young, sorry Im not a minority, and sorry for takin a dump all over your floor cuz thats what I want to do to you. Goodnight.

Music

Man, I'm just stting here thinking about how much I love all types of music. April 3rd... Bobby Valentino, Timbaland and Paul wall all come out its gonna be a good day for cd shoppin! Right now im jammin to some Marques Houston dancin around my room like a fool. People think Im crazy but to me music is emotion in a universal language... think about love songs a really good love song, when you hear it you can be reminded of a heartbeaking moment you may have went threw in your passed and you are able to feel all those old emotions. I think its an amazing thing when that happens because you are feeling exactly what the artist felt when he wrote it and you dont even know him. Thats part of the reason that I still make rap music even when people have been makin fun of me for it alot lately... it feels good to let everything out, and to be able to put what I feel into some sort of universal energy ya dig? Holla At Cho Boy.



Each one of these cds should be great in there own way... Timbaland has them FIRE beats lately dude he is everywhere ( Omarion- Ice Box, Nlly Furtado- Say it right, Justin Timberlake- What goes around ) Paul Wall has that slow sluggish southern rap sound he be soundin smooth as hell plus you gotta show love to a chubby white rapper not just K duce the chubby fat rapper lol. Bobby Valentino- Dude can sing his ass off... got beats comin from Tim and Bob and our boy Timbaland not to mention any other weird soundin beats that will be on there that somehow will end up sounding great when Bobby gets on em. Check all three of these cds out kids april 3rd ya dig

A Horror Story

I awoke after merley three hours of tossing and turning... not really what you could call sleep. suddenly my nostrils filled with the putrid scent of stale white castle burgers... I immediatly felt like vomitting or bashing my head against the wall to relieve my self of this debockle i was in... then i burped.... i fell back asleep for 10 min just from the disgust

Baby Momma!

This is me and my baby, Heather, at our christmas party this year... 7 months I am one happy dude FA SHOOOOO! She's got my back and believes in me even when other people might laugh at me (remember I AM a white rapper so I get laughed at a lot) She seems to always be so damn cute even when she is trying to act tough and I have to slap her around and show her whos boss...

SLIDERS!

Chuck Always posts his dinner online so Imma do it too in honor of him:

White Castle... so nasty why the hell do I eat these damn things... LOOK AT IT



Lemme tell you me, josh, and tyler all ate these and my room smells nasty as hell right now... BAD IDEA

May 8th is the day

Don't forget May 8th my First ever Mixtape "The Struggle" will be out. Im askin 5 bucks for it, but I'll probobly accept any donation you wanna give. Im excited as hell about it.

Chuck Made Me Do It

You know I had a blog a few years ago and never really had the desire to make a new one, but then I spent a lot of time looking at my friend Chuck's blog and decided what the hell I would do it too. Chuck you've started a trend good buddy!